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Publisher: Crave Entertainment
Category: Sports, Bowling
Platform: N64
ESRB Rating: Everyone Release Date: November 1998
Overall Rating:
1 Stars out of 4
Review by Tom Allen
1 Star out of 4
Milo's Astro Lanes. Here's another one of those do-it-quick-to-avoid-the-pain reviews.
Okay. Stupid characters. Stupid graphics. No way of REALLY controlling ball spin.
Mario Kart-like special power-ups for all your precious balls. And, oh, the level
designs… they stink more than a dead raccoon. Way too simple, folks.
Crave is a young company that has to start somewhere, but still… this is pretty bad.
Crave has some very talented people working there. Ted Woolsey translated Final
Fantasy III into English; his talents could have made the overhyped Final Fantasy 7 a
hell of a lot better than it was. Yes, we're dissing Final Fantasy 7. Crave, we know you
can do a kick-ars RPG. Your only obstacle is money. Yeah, it's a big one, but you can
do it.
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