Tim Burton loves to indulge himself. His BATMAN films
steered the venerable superhero out of his usual comfort zone and
into Burton's own brooding vision of Gotham, his ED WOOD was
one man's homage to the worst movie director ever, and this film,
MARS ATTACKS, is Burton's own bizarre, campy take on the
science-fiction genre. Five months after INDEPENDENCE DAY,
this movie offers an even more caricaturistic take on aliens attacking
Earth, one which has a deliciously mod art direction and a great
sense of humor.
Another thing linking INDEPENDENCE DAY and MARS
ATTACKS is the star-studded ensemble cast that doesn't take itself
the least bit seriously, although this film's cast blows ID4's out of the
water. Jack Nicholson stars as both the President and a seedy Vegas
land schemer. Glenn Close -- the second-billed star who has maybe
five lines tops -- plays the First Lady, with Natalie Portman as their
teenage daughter (if Chelsea Clinton was this cute, we'd have to
throw the two-term limit out the window), Martin Short as the lusty
press secretary and Pierce Brosnan as the professor optimistic about
alien life.
Outside of the White House are Michael J. Fox and Sarah
Jessica Parker are married journalists with jobs at competing TV
stations. Blaxploitation star Jim Brown is an ex-boxer who makes a
living dressed up as a pharoah at the Vegas casino Tom Jones
headlines. Yes, Tom is part of the MARS ATTACKS ensemble, and
even gets a few lines in when he's not singing "It's Not Unusual."
Danny DeVito and Lukas Haas are also in there somewhere. With
a cast this big, most of the stars don't get a whole lot of screen
time.
The Martians themselves are a main part of the cast. A
mixture of computer and stop-motion animation, they walk funny,
have huge heads and bleed green. Obviously, they don't come in
peace -- how much fun would it be if they did? No, these guys start
an all-out war on the human race which includes disentigrating
Congress (whether this is good or bad for humanity is debatable)
and re-sculpting Mount Rushmore into their likenesses.
Certain parts of MARS ATTACKS are Burton at his finest --
brightly colored sets and costumes, juvenile sight gags and corny
lines delivered straight. But don't mistake this for a parody along the
lines of SPY HARD or HOT SHOTS, this is more of a satire of an
entire genre, a satire that relies more on over-acting and a mixture
of incredible and purposefully-bad special effects. The alien saucers
are little more than spinning pie plates but, as in ID4, various
worldwide monuments are convincingly destroyed.
MARS ATTACKS, serious or not, makes for a good disaster
epic. That it actually has a sense of humor is a bonus. The rating on
this movie would be much higher if not for the slow first half of the
film. The last forty-five minutes or so is all four-star material, but
MARS ATTACKS takes its sweet time to get started. It takes a certain
amount of time to introduce the characters and set-up the invasion
and attack. Here is where we could have used a lot of laughs, but
Burton plays most of the opening scenes surreal yet basically
serious. A lot of talent and potential comic material goes to waste
there, which is a disaster in itself.
Copyright © 1996 Andrew Hicks