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Never Say Never Again

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All-Reviews.com Movie Review: Never Say Never Again

Starring: Sean Connery, Klaus Maria Brandauer
Director: Irvin Kershner
Rated: PG
RunTime: 134 Minutes
Release Date: October 1983
Genres: 007, Action, Suspense


*Also starring: Max von Sydow, Barbara Carrera, Kim Basinger, Bernie Casey, Alec McCowen, Edward Fox



Review by Steve Rhodes
1½ stars out of 4

Three years ago we started out our son Jeffrey, then almost 9, with his first Bond film (DR. NO) and then proceeded to see every "official" Bond picture in order right up through the latest (THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH). There are two Bond films that aren't part of the official Broccoli family canon -- CASINO ROYALE (1967) and NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN (1983). (The Broccoli family, the producers of the Bond series, guard the rights like Dobermans.) We saved these two offshoots until after we had seen the "real" Bond pictures. The two are pretty terrible. CASINO ROYALE was so awful that I still haven't gotten around to writing a review of it.

NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN begs the question of whether we are ready to feel sorry for James Bond. Do we want a Bond who is unsure of himself? A Bond who is a middle aged guy acting like a senior citizen? And do we want Sean Connery, in his last appearance as 007, to impersonate a B-movie actor playing the role? I think not.

This time, a way-past-his-prime Bond is off to a "health farm", sent there by M (Edward Fox, all of the supporting cast is different). He is sent there to rid himself of "free radicals" in his system

Director Irvin Kershner can't manage to get a decent performance out of any of the cast, but, given how incredibly weak Lorenzo Semple Jr.'s script is, maybe it was hopeless. The by-the-numbers script, which is a lame remake of THUNDERBALL, has SPECTRE stealing two nuclear bombs to use in a big extortion scheme.

Long, hackneyed fight sequences drag on and on, and the special effects are nothing to write home about. Typical of what passes for a surprise in the unimaginative script is a pet snake thrown in the front seat of a car in order to cause an accident by distracting the driver.

Even the Bond film's signature opening title sequence is completely missing. And the dull music throughout isn't worthy of a Bond movie.

"I certainly hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence," Q (Alec McCowen) tells 007. "I hope so too," he replies. In NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN, we get these standard ingredients but the results are as flat as bread without yeast. Bond movies should first and foremost be fun. NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN is as dull as dishwater.

NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN runs a long 2:17. It is rated PG for sexual situations and violence and would be acceptable for kids around 9 and up.

My son Jeffrey, now almost 12 and a big Bond fan, just sat staring at NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN. He gave it ** only, he said, "because it was a Bond." He complained about everything from the horrible music to the long, boring fights. He said that it just didn't feel at all like a Bond film.

We saw the film on DVD. It is also available on VHS tape.

Copyright 2001 Steve Rhodes

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