This James Bond movie will forever be known as the
underwater one, as it takes whatever interest or fascination anyone
ever had with scuba diving and crashes it off a cliff, with overkill as
the driver. This was Sean Connery's fourth appearance as 007, a sad
follow-up to GOLDFINGER, but not quite as sad as the fifth Bond
movie, YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE.
The plot this time has SPECTRE stealing two atomic bombs
from a crashed NATO plane. So that's overlong underwater sequence
#1, when the evil scuba divers retrieve the bombs from the ocean floor.
When SPECTRE demands a huge ransom from the U.S. and England,
Bond is sent to investigate. He stumbles upon a Frenchman with an
oceanside house, complete with shark pool and giant yacht. So here
comes overlong underwater sequence #2, as Bond investigates the
underside of the yacht and surrounding areas, shortly before a group of
henchmen/frogmen attack him. There are only so many times you can
watch someone get his scuba mask ripped off before it becomes
tiresome.
The main problem with THUNDERBALL is that such a
significant chunk of it takes place underwater. Besides the two
previously-mentioned overlong underwater sequences, #3 occurs when
Bond finds and investigates the crashed plane, with #4 being the
climactic underwater fight scene, where dozens of casualties occur on
both sides. And as usual, Bond gets laid by three different women,
though to my knowledge, this is the only time he's ever made love on
the ocean floor (no jellyfish jokes, please). So he's now a member of
the Mile Below Club. "I hope we didn't disturb the fish," he remarks to
the lady afterwards. Okay, _now_ you can make your jellyfish jokes.
Copyright © 1996 Andrew Hicks