One week, in DRIVEN, we have a bunch of pretty boys competing in fast cars,
and a few weeks later, in A KNIGHT'S TALE, we retreat to the middle ages so
a different set of good looking guys can joust together. This time,
however, it is not just any heartthrob, but none other than cover boy Heath
Ledger (10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU and THE PATRIOT) who plays the lead,
William Thatcher. Since peasants, like William, were unable to join in the
fun on horseback, he takes on a pseudonym and pretends to be a knight.
As the evil and undefeated Count Adhemar, Rufus Sewell plays his usual
hissable villain who will stoop to anything to win. That he and William are
destined to end up fighting for the world championship -- bet you didn't
know they had them back then -- is obvious from the start. Just as easy to
guess is the story's big "twist."
Shannyn Sossamon, as Jocelyn, plays the woman that both William and the
Count want. Jocelyn is a fickle female who likes to devise strange tests of
a man's love. Sossamon provides a nice smile but little else.
William's ace in the hole is one Geoffrey Chaucer (Paul Bettany) --
"Chaucer's the name; writing's the game" -- who serves as William's personal
rabble rousing announcer and poet-in-residence. A wonderfully comic
Bettany, acting like a boisterous frat house president at an Ivy League
school, steals every scene he's in. Although my female friends will
probably disagree with me, Bettany's performance provides a much more
convincing reason to see the movie than Ledger's looks.
The movie is at its the best when it's the most over the top, which,
regretfully, isn't nearly often enough. The first match, for example, has
the medieval crowd singing and clapping, "We Will, We Will, Rock You!" It's
an exhilarating moment that literally rocks the house. While the knights
are trying to knock each other off their mounts, the vendors work the
assembled peasants and nobility, selling hot wine and other popular
The dialog is mainly modern, but writer Brian Helgeland, who also directs,
throws in a few more authentic sounding lines as when William declares,
"Love has given me wings so I must fly."
Between lively musical numbers from "The Boys Are Back In Town" and "Takin'
Care Of Business," the movie features one jousting match after another until
you begin to think that they completely forgot to edit the movie at all. It
just goes on and on, turning what should be an energetic tale into an
endurance contest. There's even a needless side story about William's blind
father. It all adds up to 40 minutes of bloat in a film that should have
been released in a fighting trim.
A KNIGHT'S TALE runs a long 2:12. It is rated PG-13 for action violence,
some nudity and brief sex-related dialogue and would be acceptable for kids
about 7 and up.
Copyright © 2001 Steve Rhodes