Boys will be boys, unless they're altar boys, right? Half right
According to Peter Care, who directed Jeff Stockwell and
Michael Petroni's screenplay adaptation of Chris Fuhrman's
novel, at least some altar boys are no different from any others
their own age. They're interested in sex primarily, especially
given the repressed tone of their Catholic school, where one
nun tells a kid who loves the poetry of William Blake that even
that transcendent writer is dangerous. Blake? Dangerous?
"Dangerous Lives" is a coming of age tale with a difference: Mr.
Care's film is distinct in its use of comic-book animation
paralleling developments in the plot, fantasies held by Francis
Doyle, through whose eyes we see life as a 14-year-old. And
oh, yes, they're interested in comic books, somewhat in sports,
and did I mention sex?
At least one of the teachers we see at St. Agatha's either
doesn't understand that or understands only too well, which
accounts for her strictness. In one case, while the lads and
lasses are on a school trip by bus to the local animal habitat,
Sister Assumpta (Jodie Foster), who has a prosthetic leg
ostensibly to make her seem more cruel than she really is,
causes trouble by getting out of her seat up front, heads to the
back, and confiscates the latest animated drawings of young Mr.
Doyle.
The film starts as two best friends, Francis Doyle (Emile
Hirsch) and Tim Sullivan (Kieran Culkin) play the first of several
pranks, one that might make you think that these two, who are
basically good kids from decent homes, would not go any
further. Using a chain saw, they chop down a telephone pole,
which barely misses them as it clunks heavily to the ground a
foreshadowing of more alarming pranks to come. When they
tow away a statue of the school's guardian, St. Agatha, both
Sister Assumpta and the school's priest, Father Casey (Vincent
D'Onofrio) are alarmed.
I've taught in public high schools for more years than I'd like to
say and if I had two kids as basically nice as Tim and Francis I'd
rejoice. I'd get a good laugh out of the animated comic books
that Francis pens even if (in fact especially if) I were featured as
the recipient and perpetrator of dastardly deeds. Even better, if
I saw myself as a comic book hero on the big screen as Captain
Harvey, taking Spider-Man actions against the forces of
repression, I'd probably give both of the kids an A for Animated
Behavior. Sister Assumpta has other ideas, but really, she's
not a bad egg. We see by the softness of her gaze as she talks
to the boys, questioning them about the stolen statue, that she
really cares about them. She never raps their knuckles, she's a
good teacher, and if she came over to my desk to give me a
tongue lashing, I might even fall in love with her. But that's not
this movie, whose most interesting complication lies in the
relationship of young Francis with a classmate, Margie Flynn
(Jena Malone), who has a deep secret which she reveals to this
best friend as she introduces him to the mysteries of making
out. Their first kiss will remind you of yours.
Jena Malone, in fact, is the show stealer here, in real life just
short of eighteen years of age, who acts more mature than we'd
really want her to be, who cries easily and has good, guilty
reasons for doing so. Kieran Culkin, himself approaching the
age of nineteen, does well as the troublemaker of the boys,
leading them in one instance to the prankiest prank of all, the
tranquilizing of a cougar with a blow dart filled with Nyquil, with
the intention of taking the drugged cat to school.
The action takes place during the 1970s, a turbulent era in the
U.S., though global politics has nothing to do with the action
here. All is concentrated in a single, suburban area, all dealing
with boys who have no cause for dysfunctional behavior except
for the hormones that rage in all of us at that age and one girl
who may never get over her guilt for a taboo erotic act
performed several times by her in the past which will probably
lead her ironically to become promiscuous in order to repress
that guilt.
The animated sequences directed by Todd McFarlane are
frequent, welcome and in tune with the quirkiness of the story;
with Captain Asskicker substituting for the more popular Spider-
Man because Captain A is simply more appropriate to the
fantasies of the young man. The picture is considered art house
fare because, I guess, of that very quirkiness, a peculiarity
absent from the more generic Spider-Man.
Copyright © 2002 Harvey Karten