There is something universal about being 14-years-old. No longer a
prepubescent child, but not yet a grown-up, authority figures are
viewed as aliens and you're still in the stage of figuring out, exactly,
where you fit in the world. This particularly uncomfortable age and
all of these notions are eyed, quite astutely, in "The Dangerous Lives
of Altar Boys," based upon the novel by Chris Fuhrman. The film's
portrait of adolescent rebellion is rarely shown with such accuracy
and directness, and that is the key to its success. Lucky, too, since
with every remarkably deft moment comes scenes that don't fit and
plot developments that remain uneven and undefined by the overall
scheme of first-time director Peter Care.
Francis Doyle (Emile Hirsch) and Tim Sullivan (Kieran Culkin) are
best friends and general outcasts at the strict Catholic high school
they both attend, circa 1974. Looked upon as troublemakers on a path
to sin by their teacher, Sister Assumpta (Jodie Foster), they while
away their hours pulling pranks and working on a fictionalized comic
book based on their lives called "The Atomic Trinity." Animating themselves
as superheroes and Sister Assumpta as the villain, titled Nunzilla,
they view their work on the comic as a way of expressing their anger
and confusion at the world around them. Francis and Tim's friendship
is strained with the entrance of schoolmate Margie Flynn (Jena Malone),
who becomes Francis' girlfriend and is hiding a terrible secret destined
to make a deep impression on each of them.
As a rather dark coming-of-age film that includes themes of substance
abuse, theft, and incest, "The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys" is worth
praising for its acute sensitivity and uncompromising view of these
subjects. The three central teenage characters--Francis, Tim, and
Margie--are written and performed with sympathy and care, under the
helm of some remarkably strong turns from the actors. None of them
are saints and all of them have made mistakes in their past, but they
do mean well, even when the immaturity of their ages shines through.
Intermittently cut between these scenes are animated interludes from
"Spawn" creator Todd McFarlane, meant as a look at the comic book
Tim and Francis are working on that parallels the live-action storyline.
Although brightly drawn and stylish, these scenes promptly draw you
out of the main plot rather than more intricately involve you. There
is no denying the ingenuity of mixing animation and live-action in
such a realistic teen drama, but there is never a satisfying payoff
for their existence other than to back up what has already been seen.
As Francis, whom Sister Assumpta rather harshly and correctly labels
a "follower," newcomer Emile Hirsch delivers a solid performance,
especially for it being his first major role. He is surpassed in experience,
however, by Kieran Culkin (1999's "The Cider House Rules"), who has
aged quite a bit in the last few years he has been absent from the
screen. As "leader" Tim, the time off has apparently only strengthened
his capabilities as a burgeoning talent on the rise. This is Culkin's
most challenging and impressive role, to date. Finally, Jena Malone
is heartbreakingly real as the troubled Margie Flynn. With 2001's
"Life as a House," 2001's "Donnie Darko," and now "The Dangerous Lives
of Altar Boys," Malone has perfected the part of an angst-ridden teenager.
No one, I believe, can do it with such professionalism and truth as
Malone can at her age of 17. As the rigid Sister Assumpta, producer
Jodie Foster (2002's "Panic Room") injects thankful humanity into
a role that could h! ave easily been nothing more than a caricature,
while Vincent D'Onofrio (2000's "The Cell") makes only a minor imprint
as the somewhat unorthodox Father Casey.
As "The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys" winds itself into the third
act, an ongoing subplot in which Francis and Tim plot to kidnap a
cougar from the local zoo and place it in Sister Assumpta's office
comes to the forefront. With it comes an escalation of events that
do not add up to a great deal by the anticlimactic last scene. Even
with its occasional pitfalls, the movie has a lot going for it, and
the treatment of coming-of-age amongst a group of adults the teens
cannot relate to, is handled with more originality than usual for
a feature film production. As jaggedly formed as "The Dangerous Lives
of Altar Boys" is around the edges, the focal point in each of these
characters' lives remain crystal clear and solidly effective.
Copyright © 2002 Dustin Putman