Not far into the animated feature, parents who are accompanied
by their kids might shudder in their boots. This is starting to look
like a story that is subversive of parental authority, one which
preaches anarchy and pays homage to any kid's fantasy of
having fun if only his parents did not exist. Are folks in their
twenties and thirties that mean-spirited that they choose to have
children only to make them eternally unhappy with their rules,
threatening them with being grounded and in other ways being
terminal spoilsports? Do kids need daddy and mommy the way a
fish needs a bicycle? Ah, but it doesn't take long--because
"Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius" is only 83 minutes in length--for
the folks to breathe sighs of relief. Not only is the picture anything
but subversive: it is downright conservative and traditional,
illustrating in no uncertain terms that children without parents are
like dogs running loose, depending on trash cans for the dinners
and on motorists for being sober.
The film opens on a bright, articulate lad ( Debi Derryberry)
who never says "like," "totally," and "ya know," in other words the
kind of kid we all wish we had. He and his chubby pal Sheen
(voice of Jeff Garcia) relax before dinner by taking a quick trip in
their rocket and once again crashing it into the roof to the
consternation of Jimmy mom (Megan Cavangah) who had
warned the boy to cease and desist--though Jimmy's Dad (Mark
Decarlo) is proud of the lad and thinks that whatever he does is
cool. When Jimmy is grounded, he sneaks out of the room with
a couple of his pals and discovers that all parents of the village
have been kidnapped by aliens in a spaceships. Not particularly
eager to rescue them, the boys and girls frolic, testing the
cyrenaic theory that if life is short, why not party all the time?
They learn to be careful what they wish for as after stuffing
themselves with cotton candy at a deserted carnival site and
zipping around and around on the fun rides, they are sick and
exhausted and in less the one day they already miss their
parents.
Director John A. Davis focusses on the title character who
leads his homesick peers on a trip to another solar system where
they meet up with evil people like the arrogant King Goobot
(Patrick Stewart) who have been able to pull off their antics only
because they located earth through Jimmy's communication
system--which he made with a toaster.
"Jimmy Neutron" in no way compares to some of the more
expensive animations of the summer. Apparently using some
off-the-shelf software to keep expenses down. the production
company turns out colorful but uninventive animation with
only occasional dialogue that could interest adults. The most
amusing exchange occurs when a slow-witted Sheen, nervous
about his proximity to the female of the species, asks his mentor
Jimmy, "Are we supposed to like girls yet?" "Oh, no, oh, no,"
insists the bright lad, telling his friend what he wants to hear, but
then tacks on the advisory that pretty soon, as hormones start to
course through their bodies, they just might. The closest this
"G"-rated cartoon gets to "Not Another Teen Movie" occurs when
mom and dad take a drink of soda in their kitchen and begin
burping like mad, reminiscent of the hiccoughing spell of Adele
Stanton in Frank Darabon's movie "The Majestic." "Better from
the attic than from the basement," comments the paterfamilias
which, together with a scene involving the robotic family dog's
pooping nuts and bolts on the Neutron porch is the only one that
could in any way threaten the most liberal of MPAA ratings.
If "Jimmy Neutron" is a disappointment it's only because we've
been spoiled by the likes of "The Fellowship of the Ring" and
"Monsters Inc."
Copyright © 2001 Harvey Karten