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The Perfect Score
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 out of 4
| *Also starring: | Chris Evans, Darius Miles, Leonardo Nam, Sonja Bennett, Fulvio Cecere, Robert Clarke, Bryan Greenberg |
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 Review by Harvey Karten 1 star out of 4
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While some groups oppose the very existence of the
Scholastic Aptitude Test for college admission on the grounds
that the exam is culturally biased (Harlem kids may not know
how to spell "yacht"), or because they believe testing
standardizes a diverse American youth, the trend in American
schools is in the opposite direction. More standardized tests are
needed to evaluate youngsters because an "B" in Andover or
Exeter might mean more than an "A" in Maxwell Vocational High
School. The kids in Brian Robbins's "The Perfect Score" belong
politically to the first group but only one objects to the very
concept of the test, calling it "racist made up by rich white
boys." The others, who bond in their attempt to steal the
answers to the test by breaking into Princeton, New Jersey's
Educational Testing Service, take part in the heist simply to
improve their own, previously taken SAT's, all with scores too
low for admission to the colleges of their choice.
Marc Hyman and Jon Zack's story, scripted by them with the
addition of Marc Schwann and helmed by Brian Robbins,
assembles seven seniors at a New Jersey high school who are
persuaded to break into the offices of the ETS at night to rip off
the answers to the test. Francesca (Scarlett Johansson) is a
free-spirit into the caper for the fun. Anna (Erika Christensen),
ranks second in her class but her scores are too low for
admission to Brown University. Kyle (Chris Evans) and Marty
(Bryan Greenberg) are friends, the former needing the points to
get into Cornell School of Architecture, the latter to get into the
University of Maryland where he can join his girlfriend. Long tall
basketball star Desmond (Darius Miles) is under pressure from
his mom to get into a good school but like the principal
character in Shirley Lauro's play "Open Admissions" realizes
that his teachers have been passing him along because he's an
athlete and believes he cannot do well on the SAT without
advance answers. The narrator is an idiot-savant, Asian-
American stoner Roy (Leonardo Nam) who carries a 0.00 GPA,
ranking dead last in his class. He is taken along because he
had inadvertently heard about the plot.
There are two stories in this movie, which is targeted to the
high-school audience: one is the caper itself, a low-key robbery
setup involving the seniors' breaking into the testing site through
a rope thrown through the roof; the more important one is in the
service of Socrates' philosophy, "Know thyself," the 17-year-
olds, most of whom have no idea of their future goals, learning
by doing, maturing almost instantly via their mutual escapade.
The kids are all personable, with the most confident
performance as expected coming from Scarlett Johansson as a
girl with many rings on pierced ears. The dialogue, constructed
by a committee, falls awfully flat, virtually every punch line
destined to be met with audience silence.
The only inventive idea comes from the credits at the
beginning, all shaped into a proxy for the Scholastic Aptitude
Test itself. Unlike John Hughes "The Breakfast Club," on which
this movie seems broadly modeled, "The Perfect Score" simply
lacks the poignance and credible moments of truth. Brian
Robbins and most of the performers and crew had better do well
when they take the public to the box office equivalent of the
SAT: C minus, the grade they deserve for this lame pic, is
simply too low to gain admission to the week's major box office
results.
Copyright © 2004 Harvey Karten
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