The story, set in the late 1800s, concerns an isolated village. The villagers are trapped by "those we don't speak of," who are attracted by "the bad color," which is red. Wearing "the safe color," which is sort of a golden orange, the villagers go about their daily life, trying their best not to worry about the monsters that live in Covington Woods, which completely surrounds their enclave of houses. A clear line of demarcation separates the village from the deep forest all around it. With torches and watch towers, the villagers somehow manage to keep those unnamed villains away.

Meanwhile back in town, elders share deep thoughts which make little sense but sound really profound. August Nicholson (Brendan Gleeson), one of the elders, for example, tells Lucius Hunt (Joaquin Phoenix), the bravest lad around, "You may run from sorrow, but sorrow will find you. It can smell you."

As the movie plods along, you'll be hoping that some really mean monsters will appear to eat the wimpy ones on the screen and then will go on to devour the townsfolk as well. But, no such luck. Instead, the movie grinds toward its obvious conclusion. Good luck on staying awake while sitting through this colossal bore.

THE VILLAGE runs a very long 1:50. It is rated PG-13 for "a scene of violence and frightening situations" and would be acceptable for kids around 10 and up.