Torrance Shipman (Kirsten Dunst) is a high school senior, facing a few
problems. First, she has just become the new captain of her cheerleading
squad. That's a problem because most of the team doesn't want her there, and
she has quite a legacy to live up to since the former captain led the team
to five straight championship victories. She's also having problem with her
boyfriend, who just went off to college. While he's away, she starts eyeing
a new student, Cliff (Jesse Bradford), whose sister, Missy (Eliza Dushku),
is the latest addition to the cheerleading squad. Her last problem is her
most severe. Torrance just found out that all the team's cheers have been
stolen from a neighboring, urban school's team. That school, called the
Clovers, is finally sending its team to the championship, and Torrance needs
a new cheer so she won't be stealing. With only a few weeks till the
championship, Torrance has to find a solution to all three of her problems,
or quite cheerleading for good.
Did that sound just a little cheesy to everyone? I thought so too. I usually
don't do this, but I thought I'd better warn everyone that this review
contains at least one statement that might be viewed as a spoiler. "Bring it
On" bills itself as a comedy; but since there's only one funny scene in the
film, it's more akin to a... well, it has elements of an... umm. Oh forget
it, I'm not sure just what "Bring it On" was supposed to be, and I'm not
entirely sure Peyton Reed knew what he was trying to make either. I suppose
this is just another movie which can be added to the ever growing list of
teen films (a genre I detest more and more with each passing week). In other
words, "Bring it On" is a cliched, predictable movie which appeals only to
those who understand high school lingo (I didn't even understand high school
lingo when I was in high school). If you enjoy these sorts of teen movies,
you should have a blast. The rest of you will either be bored stiff or
violently ill (I hadn't eaten, so I was only bored stiff). Actually, the
only reason I was talked into seeing this movie was because I was curious
how Bendinger would write an ending that would avoid being both cliched and
politically incorrect. I guess I shouldn't have been surprised at the
cliched, politically correct finale. I'll give you two guesses who wins, but
you're only going to need one.
I seem to be one of those strange people who can't understand this Kirsten
Dunst craze. I'm sorry, but in my opinion, the girls simply cannot act. She
either overdoes it, like she does in this and in the overrated "Dick"; or
she under plays it like she did in "The Virgin Suicides". Her supporting
cast doesn't offer much in the way of help, with nearly everyone turning in
performances that never rise above mediocre. The only exception is Eliza
Dushku (television's "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"), playing the team's newest
member. While I never thought of Dushku as much of a talent when she first
showed up on "Buff", I'm forced to admit that her acting abilities have
improved considerably, and she turns in such a good performance in "Bring it
On" that she nearly makes the film watchable. However, close only counts in
horseshoes and handgrenades. One good performance can seldom hold a movie
afloat when surrounded by bad performances. When it's surrounded by such
performances and used in a poor script, it's lost amidst the rabble.
I suppose I could be mistaken about how funny "Bring it On" actually is.
There were two teenage boys a few rows behind me who were laughing so hard I
thought I was going to have to call an ambulance. The thing that confused me
is what they were laughing at. Tell me, do you find the word "fag" funny?
I'm sure a few of you said yes. Okay, do you find the word "fag" funny after
it has been used about two dozen times? If so, "Bring it On" is just the
movie for you. The film's jokes never rise above that level of humor, except
in the one, truly funny scene of the film. When Torrance's team calls in a
special cheerleader trainer named Sparky (newcomer Ian Roberts), it leads to
a hysterical five minute scene. Sparky decides to bring his own brand of
cheerleading to the group, and puts the team on a special training program.
This includes putting all the girls on diets because, as he says, "You girls
are being thrown in the air, and you can't throw fat people as high." He
also proceeds to go through each girl in the class and tell them all their
faults (in great detail, when discussing the size of one girl's rear end).
The scene only lasts five minutes, but you'll get more laughs in those few
minutes than you will at the rest of the movie (in fact, I didn't get a
single laugh from the rest of the movie).
One of the biggest problems I had with "Bring it On" was that the entire
plot about the two teams competing against each other was pointless. That's
the entire plot though, right? Hardly, since the Clovers team is only in
about fifteen minutes of the movie. If the film had been about the new
captain having to whip an out of practice team into shape, maybe there would
have been something to it. Instead, by featuring a race related contest,
Benedinger insures that someone is going to be offended, and to be perfectly
frank, I was. When lines like "You think a white girl could have thought up
moves like those?" are prominantly featured in a movie, and are then
tolerated by audiences, I have to wonder at the state of Hollywood. Okay, my
rant is over with. The soundtrack to "Bring it On" features, get this,
cheerleading songs. In other words, you've heard it all before, but it's
still appropriate to the movie. The movie runs only 98 minutes, but feels
more than a bit longer. I'd recommend "Bring it On" to those of you who
simply adore both teen flicks and cheerleader outfits (but not if you only
like cheerleader outfits), and give the movie two and a half out of five
stars.
Copyright © 2000 John Beachem