"Drop Dead Gorgeous" may be a breakthrough in mainstream comedy. The first
standard-made faux-documentary to be released wide, the typicals of the film
are anything but standard, as it manages to grab almost non-stop jokes out of
the red-hot, fast, and furious screenplay by Lona Williams, many of which are
more offensive--and hilarious--than, dare I say it, "American Pie" or "South
Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Like 1997's marvelous mockumentary, "Waiting
for Guffman," "Drop Dead Gorgeous" captures small-town life dead-on, but with
an obvious satiric edge, and is entertaining from the first frame to the last.
At the outset, we are told that a documentary crew has travelled to the
sleepy farming town of Mount Rose, Minnesota to make a film about the
upcoming annual Mount Rose Miss Teen Princess America Pageant. Preparation is
well underway for the nine contestants, all of which we get to meet through
the course of the film. The shoo-in to win is stuck-up Becky Leeman (Denise
Richards), whose wealthy mother, Gladys (Kirstie Alley), is a former Mount
Rose Pageant winner, and who is the president of this year's festivities.
Becky's obvious main opponent happens to be Amber Atkins (Kirsten Dunst), an
innocent soul who lives in a trailer home with her beer-guzzling, caring
mother, Annette (Ellen Barkin), and often practices her tap-dancing steps at
work--as she puts make-up on the corpses at a funeral home. Amber's main
motive for entering the pageant in the first place is because she sees it as
her only way of getting out of Mount Rose, and dreams of being the next Diane
Sawyer. However, being the back-stabber that Becky is, there is no hiding the
fact that she will stop at nothing to triumph over everyone else, even if
that means murdering some of the other contestants. Meanwhile, we are told,
the documentarians are required to act as merely spectators, and cannot get
involved in the goings-on that are occurring around them.
"Drop Dead Gorgeous," vibrantly directed by Michael Patrick Jann, pulls out
all the stops to give us one of the most snappy, biting comedies to come out
in some time, and that the film is rated PG-13 is rather amazing considering
some of the sure-to-be-controversial story elements. Taking its cue from
1974's similar teen beauty pageant movie, "Smile," which may have been more
realistic but is nowhere near as amusing, director Jann and writer Williams
will do anything for a good, hearty laugh, even if it means going over into
the bad-taste arena, and it serves up enough fresh, saucy ideas for two
movies.
The plot thickens when Amber receives a picture in her school locker of one
of the recently-deceased ex-contestants, with the words, "You're Next,"
sprawled along the back. Soon after, her trailer home mysteriously explodes
with her mother inside. Luckily, Annette survives (she luckily landed in a
flower-bed) and is just sent to the hospital, albeit with a severely burnt
hand that has a beer can welded to it. Amber understandably begins to fear
for her own life, but is convinced by her mother and mother's best friend,
Loretta (Allison Janney), to carry on. The pageant itself is the centerpiece
of the film, and it is a true show-stopper, with last year's Mount Rose
princess, currently residing in a wellness home for anorexics, coming
on-stage in a wheelchair and an IV machine by her side to lip-sync a song.
Call it sacrilegious, but another hilariously off-kilter scene has one of the
contestant coming out for the talent section and singing "You're Just Too
Good to Be True," as she serenades and dances with a dummy of Jesus on the
cross.
The cast is uniformly excellent across the board, particularly 17-year-old
Kirsten Dunst, as the sweet Amber, who, no doubt about it, has one of the
brightest acting futures ahead of her for anyone in her age group. Dunst
constantly chooses interesting, intelligent roles and does not conform to
anything she doesn't believe in. She also has proven that she can perform in
any genre and will sparkle, and here she does just that in one of her few
comedic roles (although briefly appearing in 1997's comedy satire, "Wag the
Dog"). As Amber's nemesis, Becky, Denise Richards plays her bitchy role
perfectly, even though she isn't given nearly as much to do as Dunst. She
sure can carry a shotgun well, though! Kirstie Alley, like Richards'
character, is extremely spiteful, but also very funny, especially in the
final section of the picture, when her character goes right off the deep end.
Ellen Barkin, as well as the irreplacable queen of quirky supporting roles,
Allison Janney, add a certain warmth to their scenes, as Amber's loving
family and confidants ("It was never hid from me," says Amber
matter-of-factly, "that my dad put work over family. After all, once a carny,
always a carny."). Also in notable smaller roles is Matt Malloy, as one of
the slimy judges who is constantly trying to hide from the camera that he has
a thing for underage girls; Will Sasso ("Mad TV") as another of the judge's
retarded grown sons; Amy Adams as a good-hearted, if flaky, pageant
contestant who tells Amber if she dies, to "be sure to cover up the hickeys
on my neck, and ears, and upper thighs;" and Brittany Murphy, as the upbeat,
giggly Lisa, another Mount Rose Teen Princess hopeful.
Topped with a memorable, catchy soundtrack, successful documentary-like
cinematography, by Michael Spiller, and an endless stream of laugh-inducing,
outrageous dialogue, "Drop Dead Gorgeous" is a huge comic winner, and one of
the best times at the movies I've had all year. The offensive (to some)
subject matter is sometimes mean-spirited, but doesn't get so bad as to
become repugnant, and balancing out the savage comedy is a big, warm heart.
Amber (who, in her spare time, visits and cares for the current anorexic
Pageant winner), Annette (who hopes that her daughter will be able to follow
her dreams and not end up like her in a dead-end existence), and Loretta (who
doesn't have a true family but acts as a sort of loving surrogate mother for
Amber) are such likable people, and an endearing combination, that you find
yourself very much rooting for them, and wondering just why Becky and Gladys
and the other spoiled sports of Mount Rose couldn't all just get along.
Harvey Karten
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While you're still trying to figure out the answer to the
classic philosophic question, "If a tree falls in the forest with
no witnesses, does the tree make a sound?" you can ponder
yet another one. If a movie billed as a comedy has not a
single laugh, can it still be called a comedy? This movie is
yet another parody of the type of event that is itself so
asinine it needs no satirist. "Drop Dead Gorgeous"--so
named to exploit a double meaning (one of which being an
implicit quote from the principal character, "Drop dead,
gorgeous"--this film features vulgarity for its own sake rather
than crudeness in the pursuit of humor. The inspiration for
the movie is perhaps Michael Ritchie's 1975 production
"Smile," which spotlighted a superior cast including Bruce
Dern, Barbara Feldon and Melanie Griffith centering on
behind-the-scenes activity at a California "Young American
Miss" pageant. While "Smile" symbolized the emptiness of
American middle-class existence, "Drop Dead Gorgeous"
goes after targets too vulnerable to defend themselves,
including the mentally retarded, the deaf, poor Mexicans,
anorectics, small town rubes and trailer trash. In taking pot
shots at rural hollowness, director Michael Patrick Jann does
not even opt for the miscarried outrageousness of Harmony
Korine's plotless dud "Gummo"--about poor white trash in a
desolate Ohio town whose citizens get their jollies from
shooting cats and selling the bodies to the local supermarket.
"Drop Dead Gorgeous" features Kirstie Alley in the role of
Gladys Leeman, the town's richest women, who is emceeing
a teen beauty contest but is hardly impartial. Her
own daughter, the vacuous Rebecca (Denise Richards), has
been trained by Gladys to push all the right buttons to score
points with the judges.
To get a measure of the numbing inauspiciousness of
Alley's performance as an assassin, one need only compare
her dispatch of the hackneyed role with that of Holly
Hunter--who won an Emmy for her portrayal of the obsessed
Houston housewife who plots to kill her daughter's
competitors for spots on the cheerleading squad in Michael
Ritchie's "The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged
Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom."
Directed like Myles Berkowitz's "20 Dates" as a mock
documentary, scripter Lona Williams's story spotlights Alley's
ineptitude but focuses as well on the two 17-year-olds
considered the leading contestants in a teen beauty pageant
held in a heartland Minnesota town. The confident Rebecca
Leeman (Denise Richards) is pitted against a perpetual
motion machine, Amber Atkins (Kirsten Dunst), the
contestants now numbering eight when one of the girls is
mysteriously burned to death in a tractor accident. Though
the two major contenders are from different sides of the track
in the town of just over 5,000 people, they are equally
ambitious. Ultimately, Amber will conclude the movie in a
scene that recalls Tracy Flick's triumph in "Election." Director
Jann is himself attempting ineffectually to capitalize on that
film's critical and box office success.
While vulgarity need not be off-putting and can, in itself, be
the source of considerable humor (witness the hilarious
inventiveness of "South Park" and "American Pie"), in "Drop
Dead Gorgeous" the boorishness is plain obtuse. Examples:
Amber gleefully dances about the room of a funeral home
while she tackles her evening job as an embalmer. The teen
queen of 1945 is taped moaning that after she won, she "did
not even get to keep my damn tiara--I had to turn it in for
scraps." The billboard that announces the town to drivers
has an obsolete picture of its "oldest living Lutheran," but the
mayor groans that "sons of bitches would not even remove
the sign." Two enormously fat guys--one a judge, the other
his mentally challenged brother--slap each other around for a
while. A dance instructor teaches the teens their steps while
dangling a cigarette from her lips. Later, when one of the
other judges, disgusted with the disabled man's behavior,
asks rhetorically, "Why don't you leave him with a sitter," he
gets the answer, "That's not nice--you know the sitter is
dead." And when Amber's trailer mysteriously catches fire,
her mom, Annette Atkins (Ellen Barkin), is seriously burned,
her can of beer soldered to her hand.
One of the questions asked of the contestants by a judge is
"If you were a tree in the forest, what would it be?" Here's
another one--for the production team: "If you were asked to
turn out a comedy, when do you think you could arrange it?"
Copyright © 2000 Dustin Putman