It's getting to be like clockwork. Nowadays, every single week comes a
high-profile film with killer talent that you can't believe could ever miss
the mark, but does--majorly. Last week's candidate was "Hanging Up," a
disastrously sloppy pile of trash that starred Meg Ryan, Diane Keaton, Lisa
Kudrow, and Walter Matthau. This week's Garbage Bin award goes to "Reindeer
Games," directed by world-class filmmaker John Frankenheimer (1962's "The
Manchurian Candidate," 1998's "Ronin") and starring Ben Affleck, Charlize
Theron, and Gary Sinise in a movie that should never have been greenlit,
particularly with the inanely ludicrous screenplay by Ehren Kruger. The fact
that Kruger went so very wrong here is a surprise, considering his exciting
contributions to 1999's "Arlington Road" and the current "Scream 3."
Hopefully, this was just a minor slip on his part, because, truth be told,
his work here is pretty crummy.
Rudy Duncan (Ben Affleck), who has been in prison for a short time due to
grand theft auto, is about to be paroled. It's Christmas time, and all he
wants to do is go home to see his family, and settle down with a cup of hot
chocolate and a slice of pecan pie. His cellmate, Nick (James Frain), has
been carrying on a six-month relationship with a beautiful 25-year-old woman
named Ashley (Charlize Theron), through letter correspondence. She is
planning on meeting him outside the jail on the day he gets released, which
is the same day as Rudy. The only problem is, two days before they are to
meet, Nick is stabbed and killed in a cafeteria riot. After seeing Ashley
poignantly waiting outside the prison for a man she has fallen in love with
but who is nowhere to be found, Rudy decides to take over the identity of
Nick for her. After a shy chat in a cafe, a lustful roll in the hay (or off
the hay, as they get so carried away they fly right off the bed!), and a trip
to a clothing store to buy him some new clothes, they run headfirst into a
major predicament.
Their happiness does not last long when they are stalked down by Ashley's
slimy brother (Gary Sinise) and his three cohorts, all of which, like Ashley,
believe that Rudy is Nick. Nick, it seems, had a previous job at an Indian
reservation casino, and so what they want him (Rudy) to do is head up a heist
of the joint, even though he knows nothing about the place.
"Reindeer Games" isn't as much a movie that is supposed to make sense as it
is a blatantly gimmicky action-thriller with the sole purpose of consistently
fooling the audience. That's it. Without the token plot twists during the
conclusion, which, by the way, are unpredictable because we are given
absolutely no hints beforehand, there would be a vacuous filmstrip where a
visual picture was supposed to be.
The first twenty minutes are the only bright spot of the picture. Beginning
with the startling image of five slain Santas lying in the snow; then moving
straight into the close and believable relationship that is set up between
Rudy and Nick; and finally ending up with what looks to be turning into an
unlikely, yet undeniably sweet romance, the picture's opening has next to no
action in it, but does a nice job of setting up the characters of Rudy and
Ashley. Their initial meeting at a cafe is the film's best scene, as it gets
that feeling of nervousness and hesitancy in meeting someone you feel like
you already know just right.
When the plot finally thickens with the entrance of Sinise and his
shamelessly generic bad-guy comrades, so do the problems with the film
itself. Running on autopilot for the next hour, and reminding me, in certain
ways, of that awful 1996 Keanu Reeves vehicle, "Chain Reaction," it is
evident that all Kruger and director John Frankenheimer are doing is wasting
our time until the obligatory surprise, which (they think) will make the
audience exclaim, "oooh!," when all it really will do is cause them to groan.
There is very little to recommend here, aside from the sex scene between Ben
Affleck and Charlize Theron, where they both are freely in the buff (and
let's face it-- who wouldn't want to see that?). While Sinise is nothing more
than an unredeeming, one-dimensional baddie, Affleck and Theron both have
what it takes to topline a big movie, but this isn't the ideal one. Working
as mere puppets in service of the overly convoluted plot, they have talent to
burn, but nowhere to place it here.
By the climax, "Reindeer Games" has degenerated from being a mere bore into
something that is overwrought, mean-spirited, and graphically violent. The
movie also isn't very fair to one of the central characters, nor do they
treat him/her with satisfactory respect on the writing level. And then, after
it has left us feeling unclean and rather depressed, it tacks on a feel-good
conclusion that so obviously was filmed during reshoots that it sticks out
like a sore thumb. You know you're in trouble when you set out to make an
action picture, and it concludes with more sappiness than a Robin Williams
movie.
Copyright © 2000 Dustin Putman