1990's "Pretty Woman" became the most popular romantic comedy of all time not
only because of the unmistakable chemistry between Richard Gere and Julia
Roberts, but because of the surprising charm and innocence that it also
possessed. It may not have been groundbreakingly original (and it wasn't),
but it ably carried itself purely on the intelligence of the actors and
screenplay. Over nine years have passed now, and although Roberts and Gere
are a little bit older, they unfortunately aren't quite as wise in their
project choices, as proven by their sophomore reunion with director Garry
Marshall. Unlike "Pretty Woman," "Runaway Bride" constantly feels like a
phony, artificially manufactured excuse just to get the two actors together
once again. Apparently, the importance of the writing and story weren't at
the top of everyone's minds when they decided to take on this lackluster
endeavor.
Ike Graham (Richard Gere) is a once-divorced columnist for the USA Today who
happens to be working for his ex-wife (Rita Wilson). Searching for a
revitalizing, interesting story to write about, Ike is told by one of his
buddies that there is a young lady in the small rural town of Hale, Maryland,
who likes to dump grooms on their wedding day and run away. When the article
finally is written, that woman, Maggie Carpenter (Julia Roberts), who doesn't
purposefully hurt her fiances as much as she has trouble committing herself
for a lifetime with one certain person, is humiliated and outraged. Writing a
letter to the editor of the USA Today spotting fifteen--count 'em,
15!--factual errors, Ike is promptly fired for turning the paper into
basically a tabloid. Fortunately, his best friend, Fisher (Hector Elizondo),
comes up with a sure-fire way to save Ike's job: you see, Maggie is planning
to get married in a week or two (her fourth attempt) with Bob (Christopher
Meloni), a football coach and fitness nut, and if she once again backs out at
the last minute, Ike's theory that he wrote in the paper will be confirmed.
When Ike arrives in Hale ("I think I'm in Mayberry!"), a quaint,
old-fashioned kind of town, he gets a room at the motel in the town square
and starts to pursue and question Maggie, a misunderstood woman who works at
the local hardware store and is the butt of many "harmless" jokes with the
townspeople (all of which know each other by name). At first despising the
head-strong, determined Ike, she finally agrees for him to follow her around
to see what makes her tick--for a sizable fee, of course, which must be a
rip-off/ode to "Pretty Woman," where Gere payed Roberts (playing a
prostitute) to spend six days with him while in L.A. Since Ike and Maggie are
spending all of their time together, they start to get to know one another to
the point that marriage with Ike sounds more appealing than marriage with
Bob. But even if they go through with it, who is to say Maggie won't run
again?
"Runaway Bride" lacks the smarts, wit, and spontaneity that the best romantic
comedies have (just recently, the other Julia Roberts-starrer of the summer,
"Notting Hill," had this). Simply put, this new film is stuck on auto-pilot,
and therefore, comes off as a tiresome excursion into terrain that has been
covered too many times to count. For one, you know going in that director
Garry Marshall wouldn't dare make a movie with these two actors and not have
them get together by the final act, so there is nary an ounce of suspense or
interest generated from this major aspect of the story. To shake things up a
little, Marshall and screenwriters Josann McGibbon and Sara Parriott should
have went a similar route as Roberts' sweet 1997 career-revitalizing hit, "My
Best Friend's Wedding," which had an upbeat resolution that was nonetheless
more truthful and complicated than by just having the two romantic leads get
together. Perhaps Marshall feared that audiences would get upset if Roberts
and Gere didn't live happily ever after at the end, but it, no doubt, would
have at least added a sprinkle of originality that is hopelessly absent from
almost every scene in the overlong 116-minute running time. And that's
another thing; the film may actually have worked on a minor level had it
concluded with its natural ending, but instead, it proceeds to go on for
another unnecessary fifteen minutes.
Once again, Julia Roberts and Richard Gere shine in their latest foray, but
the romantic heat between the two that was so tangible in "Pretty Woman"
isn't present nearly as much here, most likely because the writing, as
mentioned, isn't as satisfying. Their roles of Ike and Maggie also happen to
be the least interesting characters in the whole film, which is a glaring
flaw that looms overhead most of the picture. No fault of Roberts and Gere,
especially, who seems far more loose and care-free than I think I've ever
seen him on film, but every time one of the supporting players would appear
on-screen, things would brighten up considerably.
Joan Cusack, as always, is a comic delight and standout as Maggie's best
friend and hairstylist at the "Curl Up and Dye" Salon (which, yes, garnered a
big laugh). Cusack is not really wasted, particularly since she and Roberts
have a subtle, honest scene together, but it is rather frustrating to
constantly see Cusack, one of America's biggest current acting talents, cast
in the "friend" role. Studio heads, take note: Give Cusack the lead in a
movie, for once. Believe me, she has proven her worth and is fully capable of
holding up a picture on her own. Why don't other people see this?
One compliment that probably should be given to the screenwriters is in the
three-dimensional treatment given to the ex-wife character of Gere's, played
by Rita Wilson in a memorable, superior performance to anything I've seen her
in. Too often overacting or missing the mark (see her disappointing work in
1998's remake of "Psycho"), Wilson is perfect here as a woman who still cares
for Gere, despite their divorce and avoidance to what went wrong with their
marriage, and is able to have a warm, loving relationship with him. Of the
other supporting actors, Hector Elizondo is not used nearly as well or
effectively as he was in "Pretty Woman" and is given very little to do, while
Laurie Metcalf is hilarious in her too-brief performance as the town baker,
as is Jean Schertler as Roberts' lovable, if brazen, granny.
When you go to see a movie that features megastars Julia Roberts and Richard
Gere and, yet, you mostly want them to disappear into the background so you
can watch the people around them strut their stuff, what exactly does that
tell you? In my opinion, it tells you that the screenplay needed an extensive
rewrite to strengthen the two lead characters, who aren't nearly as flashy
and absorbing as Cusack, Wilson, Metcalf, and Schertler. When Roberts and
Gere finally do come together in the last scene, you are happy for them, but
left with an uncertain feeling inside. If Roberts' Maggie really does have a
lot of personal problems to work out, then how can you be so sure that she
and Ike won't be making a trip to divorce court a week later? Or, better yet,
and it is this plot contrivance that is the most difficult to swallow, why
would Maggie be smitten with Ike in the second half when she thoroughly can't
stand him in the former section because of the cruel things he wrote about
her, in a country-wide newspaper, no less? Regretfully, "Runaway Bride" too
often appears to be so concerned with big box-office receipts that everyone
involved forgot about making the film actually good. Sorry, Julia, but don't
worry, I still love ya! On second thought, who couldn't?
Copyright © 2000 Dustin Putman